The best cheap, safe glass cleaner is this combo, and it's really cheap: »
Regardless of the belief that Republicans are better for the bottom line, the stock market has historically done much better with Democrats in office than Republicans, even though Reps have a more "pro-big business agenda". »
In his defense, he thought he was leaving the customary "20 per cent" tip...Most football players weren't expected to show up for math class... »
Billy, I guarantee you that you couldn't stay the pace they were going for a 1/4 mile. The fact that they could even take a swing at each other without crashing at the speed that professional cyclists go at is something is a pretty amazing feat. It's an incredibly dangerous and ballsy sport. »
"Name redacted"news.com (I'm not going to promote their crap) Needs to learn what "satire" is. A fake news story is not "satire" it's just a fake news story. »
Exactly. We rented a house in upstate New York a few weeks ago for a nice quiet getaway. At least a mile away, someone was having a party, and you could hear the music loud and clear echoing through the valley. »
Current police date rape drug test kits trigger a false positive when testing real soap like Dr. Bronner's (it doesn't happen for detergents, which most things claiming to be soap actually are). I wonder if this nail polish will do the same thing. If so, every girl who washes her hands with real soap will think she is… »
One thing female Country singers used to always be able to do was actually sing. Dolly could drown out just about anyone. Patsy, Reba, Wynona, Tammy etc. etc. etc. Now we just have crappy pop singers, and Taylor is better than most of the "new country" singers sadly. Of course Taylor Swift isn't country at all, so I… »
Vick is the reason I'm boycotting the Jets this season, and I am lifelong Jets fan. I refuse to watch a team that will employ him. »
And the guy who is actually paid to speak on the radio, and is making fun of Floyd's reading skills, can't say the word "Stripes". He keeps saying "Show your skripes". »
"Summit" is one of those "business speak" terms I wish would just go away.
"A summit meeting (or summit) is a meeting of heads of state or government, usually with considerable media exposure, tight security and a prearranged agenda. »
If somebody snags my phone or my wife's phone and runs, there is a very good chance I can run faster than him, especially over distance, and when I catch him, getting arrested should be the least of his problems. The sympathy you feel for a thief is ridiculous. Seriously, fuck that kid. »
I really liked True Detective, but I think Fargo was so much better and I don't know anyone who watched it. »
"Here, have a pen"
"I know you, You're Tall and Fat!"
"Well you're short and ugly, now give me back my pen." »